Nick Fury:Alright motherfuckers, you know the drill. Assemble!
Tony:Woah, woah, woah hold up there patchy the pirate. We need to discuss a few things first.
Cap:You're telling me
Tony:Where the fuck were you guys during Christmas?
Tony:Yah, know? The extremis? Those fucking glowy thingies that infected people and blew up? The world wide broadcast of that terrorist guy? He kidnapped our fucking president for God's sake! Come on people!
Colson:Oh, so now you want to work together with a team?
Tony:Shut up Phil...
Quick Silver:Ok, can someone tell me what's going on here? I'm quick on my feet and all, but uh I need some catching up to-
Thor:MAN OF ARMOUR. WHERE WEREST THOU IN THE WORLDS DARKEST HOUR WITH THE FALL OF ASGARD?
Tony:Well, I um uh. I might have blown up all of my-
Hawkeye:You've got to be kidding
Fury:Hope you enjoyed those fireworks Mr Stark
Tony:Hope Shield enjoyed being off the radar in our time of need. Oh wait, you guys do your share of missions I guess. Like you took down that super popular villain guy named Scorch or whatever. Anybody know that guy?
Cap:Well at least they helped me with Bucky
Tony:You're just in it for Miss Guns and Roses over there
Black Widow:Who me?
Bruce Banner:Wait...Everyone else got their own sequel? (Starts getting pissed)