I don’t know what everyone is worried about…. Zombies don’t...– Shaun
souleveuncannibale: Imagine regaining consciousness in that hospital bed and your friend is sitting there and they’re just like “Yeah dude you ate someone’s whole face off you were tripping BALLS” like wtf
if there was a hidden camera in my house recording...
Too. Fucking. True.
It’s so weird how i don’t really think Mila Kunis was hot in...– Ken
Simon and Garfunkel + Rolling Stones. In the zone right now. Goodbye world.
*writes signature on paper* “Hang on to that, it’ll be worth a...– Alyssa
Just gonna come home and fall asleep. Possibly listen to music. Wank one out. But no. What does Johnny do the night before having to go back to work yet again at 10:15 in the morning? Listen to music. Scroll through Tumblr. Write.And write. And write. This will probably continue for several hours. *sigh